Collecting Carnivorous Plants Mugs

Venus Fly Trap

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Blatant competition in nature.

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

The vegan hunter

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Everything's coming up roses!

The Butcher of 35th street.

Flytrap nerd.

Venus Fly Trap

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

'Say it with flowers' van driver sticks a cactus up to an aggressive driver.

'Oh man, these are way better than flies!'

'We are out of flies at the moment. Permit me to recommend the lunch meat served on a toothpick.'

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"I told them I wanted a power environment. They answered with just one word."

'Stopped a shoplifter today. Caught him red-handed.'

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

Fact: Carnivorous Plants use Smell to Attract their Food

Geez, Frank, you're not supposed to swallow the bug.

"Some cactuses get all the arms."