Carnivorous Plant Caretaker Mugs

Gardening for Beginners - 'Carnivorous plants don't like dog biscuits, I'm afraid!'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Take me to your weeder!'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

The Joshua Tree

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Essential work against Coronavirus

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Blatant competition in nature.

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

Worm Appreciation Society!

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

Venus Fly Trap

I've got lettuce, snow peas and radishes planted. Seeds. Next I'll plant beans, zucchini, leeks and chard. Plus tomatoes and basil. A lot of work for stuff no one wants to eat.

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

"I'm desperate, John. Please lend me your lawnmower."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

"Oh no, Daisy's committing herbicide!"

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

'Oh man, these are way better than flies!'

Some people are in worse condition than this poor cactus.

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

Sun for the Farmer.

'We are out of flies at the moment. Permit me to recommend the lunch meat served on a toothpick.'