Creature-banishing Botanist T-Shirts

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Roses

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"You must have a green thumb."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Gardening new year's plans

Gardener

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

"Why yes, business is blooming."

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Gardening.

In the houseplant cemetery.

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

Dead House Plant

Escaping Flowers

'I thought plants were solar powered.'