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"Your thigmotropiphobia stems from you being smothered as a seedling."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

House plants

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

Things that scare Jimmy

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

Escaping Flowers

"The treatment you gave me for my fear of confined spaces, didn't work."

Football fan

'Gesundheit'

'Think we should take loads of different currencies in case we get hi-jacked a few times?'

"This is a big step in your therapy...cross the road, cross the road..."

"It's your neurosis, you face it."

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

"You're research is very promising. It's just a shame you're afraid of mice"

'That so turns me on.'

Talk to your plants - but never enter a suicide pact with one.