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'And this is the lesser-known: 'It made me scream''.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Culture Saturday

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Kid doing cave paintings

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Mammoth Posing

Maria Sibylla Merian

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

Antiques

Monster under the bed.

"The discovery of paleolithic still lifes."

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."