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'And this is the lesser-known: 'It made me scream''.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Culture Saturday

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Kid doing cave paintings

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

Mammoth Posing

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Maria Sibylla Merian

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

'Of course this makes your old masters al look now so very contrived.'

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Antiques

"I can write, but I can't draw."

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

Monster under the bed.

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

"The discovery of paleolithic still lifes."