Creature-banishing Botanist Gifts

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Roses

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"You must have a green thumb."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Gardener

Gardening new year's plans

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"Why yes, business is blooming."

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

In the houseplant cemetery.

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Gardening.

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

"I was trying to grow roses, but I got hit by the 'bluebonnet' plague."

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

Dead House Plant

Escaping Flowers

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."