Buzzing Botanist Gifts

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

The Music Seed

Roses

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"You must have a green thumb."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Gardening new year's plans

Gardener

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'Now say after me RANUNCLACEAE.'

"Why yes, business is blooming."

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

Gardening.

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

Botanical violinist

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

Cactus Man.

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"I was trying to grow roses, but I got hit by the 'bluebonnet' plague."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

Escaping Flowers

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."