Killing Plants Gifts

Are you searching for a witty gift for someone who struggles with keeping houseplants alive? Our collection of playful and relatable items celebrates the green-thumb-challenged with humor. From mugs to prints, find the ideal gift to make plant lovers smile, even if their plants don’t always thrive. Show appreciation for their effort and humor about their plant-killing adventures with unique, cartoon-themed gifts.

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This plant is a lousy malingerer! mockup

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

from $19.00

Prize vegetables.

from $19.00

The Busy Gardener

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'Make sure you pretend to water it.' mockup

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

from $19.00

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.'' mockup

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

from $19.00

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

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Gardener attacked by plants.

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Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping.... mockup

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

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Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam. mockup

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

from $19.00

Cat Nip.

from $19.00

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!' mockup

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

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"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden." mockup

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

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Garden Goddess.

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'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.' mockup

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

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"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!" mockup

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

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Botany Baby!

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'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...' mockup

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

from $19.00

The discovery of asparagus.

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Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant. mockup

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

from $19.00

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?" mockup

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

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"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it." mockup

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

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"I'm losing my patience with you." mockup

"I'm losing my patience with you."

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"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase." mockup

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

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...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove mockup

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office." mockup

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

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'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!' mockup

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

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'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.' mockup

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

from $19.00

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.' mockup

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

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Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying! mockup

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

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'This flower won't let go of my nose.' mockup

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

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Gardening#2

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Mad about Roses!

from $19.00

Mantis Love

from $19.00

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth." mockup

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

from $19.00

Killing Plants Gifts Collection

Killing Plants Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the plant killer's sense of humor—fun, witty, and sure to make any coffee break brighter.

Killing Plants Pillows

Discover pillows that add a dash of humor to any room—great for anyone who keeps trying to grow plants, but keeps laughing it off.

Killing Plants Prints

Find hilarious art prints celebrating the plant-killing lifestyle—perfect for decorating their favorite space and sparking conversations.

Killing Plants T-Shirts

Check out our range of t-shirts perfect for plant killers—lighthearted, humorous, and ideal for everyday casual wear.