Serial Plant Killers Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone known as a serial plant killer? Our collection of funny and quirky products playfully acknowledge their gardening mishaps. Perfect for the creative soul who laughs at their gardening failures, these gifts offer a humorous nod to their botanical blunders. From witty mugs to cheeky prints, find something that celebrates their unique relationship with plants and keeps the mood lighthearted.

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"Oh dear, look at these - I kill everything I touch."

"Oh dear, look at these - I kill everything I touch." mockup

"Oh dear, look at these - I kill everything I touch."

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'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!' mockup

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

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"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!" mockup

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

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'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.' mockup

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

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"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?" mockup

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

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Getting Rid of the Cure

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'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

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"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?" mockup

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

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"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere." mockup

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

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'It's a clear case of dehydration.' mockup

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

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This plant is a lousy malingerer! mockup

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

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Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails mockup

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

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In the houseplant cemetery.

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"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won." mockup

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

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"I dread these W.I. meetings

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'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?' mockup

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

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'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!' mockup

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

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"Hey. What are you doing to that card?" mockup

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

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"Aren't those dead flowers fake?" mockup

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

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"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not." mockup

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

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'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!' mockup

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

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Three Circles of Gardener's Hell. mockup

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

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Escaping Flowers

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'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!' mockup

'That's typical of Nigel - endangered specimens come first!'

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Dead House Plant

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A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by. mockup

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

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"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it." mockup

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

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Garden Pest Solutions

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"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"

"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?" mockup

"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"

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'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.' mockup

'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

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Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other. mockup

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.

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Enjoying The Garden.

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'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!' mockup

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'

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'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!' mockup

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

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'I'm not here for a refund. I'm here for a postmortem.'

'I'm not here for a refund. I'm here for a postmortem.' mockup

'I'm not here for a refund. I'm here for a postmortem.'

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Serial Plant Killers Gifts Collection

Serial Plant Killers Mugs

Discover our range of hilarious mugs for serial plant killers and bring home a gift that will make them smile every morning.

Serial Plant Killers Pillows

Find comfy pillows with funny designs that celebrate the chaotic world of serial plant killers.

Serial Plant Killers Prints

Browse our humorous prints that playfully highlight the gardening adventures of serial plant killers.

Serial Plant Killers T-Shirts

Explore our witty t-shirts perfect for plant enthusiasts who love a good laugh about their gardening mishaps.