Kids With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"I was on Clinton's White House staff, but I got reshuffled."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

The cell phone soother for life.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

The toothfairy

'My doctor told me avoid any unnecessary stress, so I didn't visit him today.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Young Godzilla.

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

Kate's Evil Plan: 'Danae...I got a letter from your teacher today...she say's you've been very well-behaved lately...and is worried about what you're really up to.'