Kids With A Sense Of Humor T-Shirts

"I was on Clinton's White House staff, but I got reshuffled."

The cell phone soother for life.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

The toothfairy

'My doctor told me avoid any unnecessary stress, so I didn't visit him today.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Young Godzilla.

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

Kate's Evil Plan: 'Danae...I got a letter from your teacher today...she say's you've been very well-behaved lately...and is worried about what you're really up to.'

'He took his first step!'