Kids Who Love Jokes Pillows

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

The toothfairy

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

"If this means we're married the future looks gnarly."

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'In, out, fiddling.'

"May I see some ID, Madame? Haha, just kidding!"

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'Herbie is my substantial penalty for LATE withdrawal.'

'Sometimes laughter is the best medicine!'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

Army barber says: 'Don't say 'Surprise me', soldier. I've never managed that yet.'

"I had a nightmare and dried the bed."

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

"I trust this will be on one check."