Funny Kids Pillows

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Boy and girl at thier studies

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Are we there yet?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

How witness protection really works...

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

The toothfairy

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

'It wasn't premeditated.

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"He's a fussy eater."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

"Mum, Dad, where was I downloaded from?"

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."