Funny Kids Gifts

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Boy and girl at thier studies

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Are we there yet?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

How witness protection really works...

The toothfairy

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

'It wasn't premeditated.

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"He's a fussy eater."

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

Oh, Wow! With all this baby food flying around, I can't wait until he starts eating steak!!!

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."