Ketchup Aficionado Gifts

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'That's not red on the wing, that's catsup on the lens.'

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

'Do you have any catsup?'

Soup of the month.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Flying sauces.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Patissier

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

What's Their Secret?

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

Source of Information

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

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