Ketchup Enthusiast Gifts

'They say you are what you eat, but I've been eating nothing but hot dogs for years and I don't smell like ketchup.'

"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"

'Don't feel bad if you faint, it's quite normal when there's a lot of ketchup.'

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

Fisherman applies 'Catch Up' to shook

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

Kosher palate

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

Right....Quick,nobody's looking!

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

'Do you have any catsup?'

'That's the last time I ask the Walkers to dinner. They offered to bring the ketchup.'

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"Oh man, they put a ketchup security pack in the bag!"

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Soup of the month.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Flying sauces.

Church Basement Foodie

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'