Ketchup King Gifts

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Do you have any catsup?'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Flying sauces.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Ah — excellent catsup."

What's Their Secret?

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"You complete me."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."