Ketchup Fanatic Gifts

"I'll have the dry burger in a stale bun, obliterated with ketchup please."

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Do you have any catsup?'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Flying sauces.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

What's Their Secret?

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"That banquet was most delicious, and yet now, somehow, once again I feel the pang of hunger.'

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.