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"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'That's not red on the wing, that's catsup on the lens.'

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

Soup of the month.

'Do you have any catsup?'

Flying sauces.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Patissier

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

Source of Information

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

What's Their Secret?

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."