Kashrut Connoisseur Gifts

"So exactly when did you first experience this craving for a corned beef sandwich on white bread with mayonnaise and a glass of milk?"

Louis Armstrong

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Creation of Red Wine

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Cremaster Cycle

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Moliere

Musical Pipe

3D Theatre

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Charles Dickens.

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

After finishing his two year residency at Drai's Beach club, in Las Vegas, D.J. Pauly D decides to return to his first love theatre.

Musical Vases

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

Bleak House

The drinker.

C Day Lewis.

Burlyesque

Masterpiece?

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Tosca