Kashrut Connoisseur Mugs

"So exactly when did you first experience this craving for a corned beef sandwich on white bread with mayonnaise and a glass of milk?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Creation of Red Wine

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Cremaster Cycle

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Musical Pipe

Moliere

3D Theatre

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

Masterpiece?

The drinker.

Burlyesque

Musical Vases

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Bleak House

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Charles Dickens.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Tosca