Karma Gifts

"Check the exipration date. Make sure it hasn't gone bad."

Center for Reincarnation Studies. Welcome back.

'I guess what goes around - comes around.'

The New Ager

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Your karma will catch up with you!

reincarnated worm...

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

At the poetic justice fair.

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Canary Heaven...

Psychiatry visit.

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

Persons of Faith

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

"It's a new tally board I've been using. For every random act of kindness I perform, I allow myself three really spiteful acts of nastiness!"

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

"Try one ? they're malicious."

"Reincarnation? Well, I used to be a bigly non-believer."

'...if you think about it, we must have done something pretty bad in a past life.'

"Well according to this you're sat in my wealth corner."

Revenge of the Watermelons.

Poor old Goopta -- He came up here to live in harmony with the universe, and a meteor got him.