Karma Pillows

"Check the exipration date. Make sure it hasn't gone bad."

'I guess what goes around - comes around.'

The New Ager

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Your karma will catch up with you!

reincarnated worm...

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

At the poetic justice fair.

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

Psychiatry visit.

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

'Somewhere with good karma.'

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

Persons of Faith

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

"It's a new tally board I've been using. For every random act of kindness I perform, I allow myself three really spiteful acts of nastiness!"

"Try one ? they're malicious."

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

'...if you think about it, we must have done something pretty bad in a past life.'

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

"Well according to this you're sat in my wealth corner."

Revenge of the Watermelons.

"When I found out I couldn't take it with me, I left it all to charity."

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

'God, grant me all that I deserve. Amen'

'Hi! I just moved to the next mountain - may I borrow a cup of Karma?'

'Wow, that Rex is a real bitch magnet!'