Kaleidoscope Lover Gifts

Giant kaleidescope.

Dancing Doctor

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Bubbly

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Champagne

Happy Days Are Here Again

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

Movies vs. Films

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Cheers

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Library Grand Opening

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

Birthday Cake

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."

Football party

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Happy Days are here again

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Call it Tough Love.

Small boy blowing a party blower.

Champagne Polka

John Wayne

Eighteenth Birthday.

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.