Kaleidoscope Kid Gifts

Kite Painting

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Culture Saturday

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

'All good things must come to an end.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Children's imagination

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

Playing dustbins

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

'These are all from my 'sit in the corner' period.'