Kid Picasso Gifts

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

"Just be yourself."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"Hi-yah!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Young Picasso at the Beach

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Lamb Noise.

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Face painting by numbers.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Just call me Picasso!

"We have the exact same taste."

Kid doing cave paintings

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Children's Art Show.

'You could do that.' I did

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Raining

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'