Picasso Fan Gifts

'There's nothing wrong with you -you're a Picasso.'

Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.

'Bear in mind that during my art training, I was heavily influenced by Picasso.'

Three musicians busking

A rare Picasso family photo.

"Damn! I'm getting models from a different agency from now on…"

'I can't wait to see my big ass ol' gal tattoo!' 'He's gonna love this Picasso gal tattoo!'

This is typical of Picassos 'Bugger off' period

Pablo Picasso.

"Sorry I'm late, Pablo; my head's all over the place this mornin'."

Dora Maar

"This great painter saw people as they really were."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Pharaoh Cocoon

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Francoise Gilot

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Monet in the '90s.

Artistic Licence.

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"Pas de dejeuner sur l'herbe"

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

'I don't think firms need to worry about borrowing money as long as the money is invested wisely.'

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

A fool & his Monet.

"The good news is that you'll be immortalized in a world-famous painting. The bad news...your face is stuck like that for life!"

'Look at this bankbook, Pablo. See how much I've saved for your collage fund.'

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'