Picasso Fan Pillows

'There's nothing wrong with you -you're a Picasso.'

Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.

'Bear in mind that during my art training, I was heavily influenced by Picasso.'

Three musicians busking

A rare Picasso family photo.

"Damn! I'm getting models from a different agency from now on…"

'I can't wait to see my big ass ol' gal tattoo!' 'He's gonna love this Picasso gal tattoo!'

This is typical of Picassos 'Bugger off' period

Dora Maar

"This great painter saw people as they really were."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Francoise Gilot

Monet in the '90s.

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Artistic Licence.

"Pas de dejeuner sur l'herbe"

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'I don't think firms need to worry about borrowing money as long as the money is invested wisely.'

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

"I see van Gogh's influence."

Pierre Bonnard.

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

A Matter of Priorities

'Look at this bankbook, Pablo. See how much I've saved for your collage fund.'

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

A fool & his Monet.