Picasso Fans Gifts

"The Day Pablo and I were sick and couldn't go to school."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Young Picasso at the Beach

'You could do that.' I did

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

Francoise Gilot

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Monet in the '90s.

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Artistic Licence.

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

Pablo Picasso.

"All of the art work is for sale."

'I don't think firms need to worry about borrowing money as long as the money is invested wisely.'

"Damn! I'm getting models from a different agency from now on…"

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

Pablo Picasso: Before Puberty...After Puberty.

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

This is typical of Picassos 'Bugger off' period

Pierre Bonnard.

A Matter of Priorities

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

A fool & his Monet.

"The good news is that you'll be immortalized in a world-famous painting. The bad news...your face is stuck like that for life!"

'I feel too much pressure to draw, mom.'

"What are you doing?! Where are your crayons?!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Dog.

'Lenny didn't have enough paint to finish the living room walls,so he paintballed them.