Kaleidoscope Enthusiasts Gifts

Wavy Navy

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Pop-up Bible.'

Sawrd Fighting

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'I'm good. How are you?'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Octopus gets tickled pink

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

Closed Thursdays.

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"Solar eclipse."

Paleo-to-go

'That will be $600, thank you...'

Liposuction: Help Wanted.

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Up Pariscope.

'I don't see the problem.'

"No you can't borrow my eclipse glasses. I told you not to eat yours."

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

Shadow

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

"You're all arms Rodney."