Parisposcope Enthusiasts Gifts

Up Pariscope.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'No cheating'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

'Look a huge bird!'

The successful rubbernecker...

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

"Who's the artist?"

Submariners' Eye Test.

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"I wonder what this was for."

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

"What happened to what cat?"

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

"I found this hidden under his mattress."

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

Take a peek 50¢

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"I did the hocus pocus and I turned myself around."

'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,'

'Curious Man Discovers Magnifying Glass With His Magnifying Glass.