Parisposcope Enthusiasts Gifts

Up Pariscope.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'No cheating'

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

The successful rubbernecker...

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"Who's the artist?"

"I wonder what this was for."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'

"What happened to what cat?"

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"I found this hidden under his mattress."

Take a peek 50¢

"Something pickled this way comes!"

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,'

'Curious Man Discovers Magnifying Glass With His Magnifying Glass.