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"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

'Pop-up Bible.'

Sawrd Fighting

'I'm good. How are you?'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Closed Thursdays.

Octopus gets tickled pink

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"Solar eclipse."

Paleo-to-go

Liposuction: Help Wanted.

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Up Pariscope.

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'I don't see the problem.'

"No you can't borrow my eclipse glasses. I told you not to eat yours."

Shadow

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

"You're all arms Rodney."

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."