Kaleidoscope Lover Pillows

Giant kaleidescope.

Bubbly

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Dancing Doctor

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Happy Days Are Here Again

Champagne

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Cheers

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

Library Grand Opening

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."

Happy Days are here again

Birthday Cake

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Football party

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Small boy blowing a party blower.

Champagne Polka

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Eighteenth Birthday.

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.