Paleo Comedy Lover Pillows

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Steakosaurus

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

Chris O'Dowd

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'I'm looking for an assistant who can keep me in mind of how well I'm doing.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

'Desks equipped with airbags - for now that's our company's health plan.'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

1874: Custer's Last Stand-Up

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'And that's why I don't think that cartoon is funny.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

Paleo Camp

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'Have you noticed how similar Clegg and Cameron look?'=

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."