Paleo-comedians Pillows

65,000,000 B.C.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Steakosaurus

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

"The last doggy bag."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Paleo-to-go

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"Damn kids and their graffiti."

"That guy."

A couple sitting beside the fireplace

"He's on the paleo diet."

'Try to kill something that will allow me to stay within a daily 1800 calorie diet.'