Paleo-comedians Prints

65,000,000 B.C.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Steakosaurus

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

"The last doggy bag."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Paleo-to-go

Snake pulls prank posing for photo

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

The phone was on the blink, Mom, so I ordered a pizza on eBay!

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

"Damn kids and their graffiti."

"Ever wonder if these are loaded with antioxidants?"

"That guy."

I've been thinking about trying that "caveman diet."

"Where's the nutritional information this thing?"

A couple sitting beside the fireplace

"He's on the paleo diet."

"This is where we run into problems with portion control."