Paleo Comedy Lover Prints

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Steakosaurus

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'I'm looking for an assistant who can keep me in mind of how well I'm doing.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

Chris O'Dowd

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

At the Brew-haha Comedy Club

'Desks equipped with airbags - for now that's our company's health plan.'

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

1874: Custer's Last Stand-Up

Tonight Lecture by Eastern Wise Man $25. A few words from local wise guys $1.98.

'And that's why I don't think that cartoon is funny.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'Have you noticed how similar Clegg and Cameron look?'=

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"