"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."
Kale Avoiders Gifts
Looking for a fun way to appreciate the kale avoiders in your life? Our collection humorously captures their veggie-vetoing spirit. From witty mugs to playful t-shirts, find the perfect cheeky gift that celebrates their culinary adventures—or avoidance! Brighten their day with a thoughtful, laugh-out-loud present that nods to their love of food mischief. Discover unique options that make kale sidesteppers smile every time they see their gift, showing you appreciate their quirks with humor and affection.
"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"
"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"
'What are you eating now?'
'Needs more kale.'
I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.
"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"
"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."
"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"
"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."
"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"
As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.
I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.
"I do diet...between snacks."
How Kale Took Over the World
"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."
'How To Say No To Sales People'.
"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"
"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."
"Well, my wife is lactose-maltose-dextrose-sucrose-cellulose intolerant, which means I can't even hand her an empty box of candy."
'It doesn't matter, Mr. Katz — you're overweight standard or metric.'
'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'
"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."
"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."
"Decaf... I distinctly ordered DECAF."
"I workout so I don't have to eat kale."
"I've hung all the credit card bills on the tree, maybe that will stop you going to the sales."
"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."
"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."
Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.
"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"
'Are you kidding??'
How Kale Took Over the World
"I'm staying healthy during lock-down by increasing my consumption of kale. . .the 'K' is silent."
'No ice for me thanks: I'm sick of ice everywhere...'
Kale Avoiders Gifts Collection
Kale Avoiders Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the quirky spirit of kale avoiders with witty and fun designs. Perfect for adding humor to your daily coffee routine.
Kale Avoiders Pillows
Browse our selection of pillows that add humor and personality to any room, featuring playful designs for those who prefer to avoid kale and other greens.
Kale Avoiders Prints
Find unique prints that humorously honor kale avoiders, ideal for decorating spaces with a playful and cheeky touch about their culinary preferences.
Kale Avoiders T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts perfect for kale avoiders who love to make a statement—fun, witty designs that show off their veggie negotiation skills.