Kale Avoiders Pillows

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'What are you eating now?'

'Needs more kale.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

"I do diet...between snacks."

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

"Well, my wife is lactose-maltose-dextrose-sucrose-cellulose intolerant, which means I can't even hand her an empty box of candy."

'It doesn't matter, Mr. Katz — you're overweight standard or metric.'

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

"I've hung all the credit card bills on the tree, maybe that will stop you going to the sales."

"Decaf... I distinctly ordered DECAF."

Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.

"I workout so I don't have to eat kale."

"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

"I'm staying healthy during lock-down by increasing my consumption of kale. . .the 'K' is silent."

'No ice for me thanks: I'm sick of ice everywhere...'