Kale Smoothie Skeptic Gifts

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'What are you eating now?'

"Please don't kill me."

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

Everything Smoothie

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad."

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

'The first dozen ingredients in this cereal are various sugars.'

"I workout so I don't have to eat kale."

Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.

"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."

"The salad - does it come with flavour?"

'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?'

"I'm staying healthy during lock-down by increasing my consumption of kale. . .the 'K' is silent."

"I used to take photos of my meals, but once you've seen one salad..."