Kale Haters Gifts

Looking for a witty way to acknowledge the kale haters in your life? Our collection features funny, relatable products that honor their dislike for this leafy superfood. From mugs to prints, find something that says, 'I prefer my greens in a different form.' Perfect for anyone who finds kale overrated or just plain unappetizing, these gifts add humor to their culinary preferences.

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"I workout so I don't have to eat kale."

"I workout so I don't have to eat kale." mockup

"I workout so I don't have to eat kale."

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"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!" mockup

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

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"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle." mockup

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

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'What are you eating now?'

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'Needs more kale.'

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"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa." mockup

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

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"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?" mockup

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

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"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!" mockup

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

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"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale." mockup

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

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'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.' mockup

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

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"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing." mockup

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

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I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing. mockup

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

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"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend." mockup

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

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"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?" mockup

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

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"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off." mockup

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

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"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money." mockup

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

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'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.' mockup

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

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"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

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"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."

"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags." mockup

"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."

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"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am." mockup

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

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"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale." mockup

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

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'The first dozen ingredients in this cereal are various sugars.'

'The first dozen ingredients in this cereal are various sugars.' mockup

'The first dozen ingredients in this cereal are various sugars.'

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Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.

Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale. mockup

Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.

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"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."

"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer." mockup

"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."

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Pink Slime Burger

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"Speaking from experience, if I were you, I'd check that cake for a hidden pill."

"Speaking from experience, if I were you, I'd check that cake for a hidden pill." mockup

"Speaking from experience, if I were you, I'd check that cake for a hidden pill."

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'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?'

'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?' mockup

'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?'

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"I saw this video where a half eater American looks exactly the same after being left out for 6 months."

"I saw this video where a half eater American looks exactly the same after being left out for 6 months." mockup

"I saw this video where a half eater American looks exactly the same after being left out for 6 months."

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Coke Dealer

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"I'm staying healthy during lock-down by increasing my consumption of kale. . .the 'K' is silent."

"I'm staying healthy during lock-down by increasing my consumption of kale. . .the 'K' is silent." mockup

"I'm staying healthy during lock-down by increasing my consumption of kale. . .the 'K' is silent."

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"I used to take photos of my meals, but once you've seen one salad..."

"I used to take photos of my meals, but once you've seen one salad..." mockup

"I used to take photos of my meals, but once you've seen one salad..."

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"Diet soda?! Never touch the stuff! It's horrible for your health!"

"Diet soda?! Never touch the stuff! It's horrible for your health!" mockup

"Diet soda?! Never touch the stuff! It's horrible for your health!"

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Kale Haters Gifts Collection

Kale Haters Mugs

Discover our range of mugs that humorously embrace the kale-haters' club. Perfect for mornings when avoiding greens is an art form.

Kale Haters Pillows

Bring humor to any room with pillows that celebrate the kale-haters' cause—witty, cozy, and uniquely tailored.

Kale Haters Prints

Decorate with prints that cheerfully acknowledge the kale aversion, adding a humorous touch to any space.

Kale Haters T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt that boldly proclaims your stance against kale—fun, comfy, and full of personality.