K9 Aficionado Gifts

The old good-cop, bad-dog routine.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Mardi Gras

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Barks in code.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."