K9 Couture Enthusiast Gifts

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

I think the cat wants to go out.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

'We have to talk.'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Bob's more realistic."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

Beware of Dogs

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

The old good-cop, bad-dog routine.

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

Evening Gown

Fishbowl hat

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."