K9 Couture Enthusiast Prints

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Beware of Dogs

"Bob's more realistic."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'We have to talk.'

The old good-cop, bad-dog routine.

Evening Gown

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

Fishbowl hat

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."