Justice Humor Gifts

Looking for a way to bring a smile to someone passionate about justice? Our justice humor gifts blend clever wit with themes of fairness and integrity, ideal for activists, lawyers, or anyone who believes in the power of humor as a tool for justice. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that make a statement while making someone’s day brighter.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

'Your Honor, we feel that the prosecutor has done a 'bang up job', and the defendant has suffered enough.'

'Your Honor, we feel that the prosecutor has done a 'bang up job', and the defendant has suffered enough.' mockup

'Your Honor, we feel that the prosecutor has done a 'bang up job', and the defendant has suffered enough.'

from $19.00

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies! mockup

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

from $19.00

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial." mockup

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

from $19.00

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars. mockup

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

from $19.00

"The charge is loitering, your honor." mockup

"The charge is loitering, your honor."

from $19.00

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.' mockup

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

from $19.00

"Twenty years? What ever happened to revolving-door justice?"

"Twenty years? What ever happened to revolving-door justice?" mockup

"Twenty years? What ever happened to revolving-door justice?"

from $19.00

"Guilty times infinity."

from $19.00

Small Clams Court

from $19.00

Are you guilty or not guilty? What happens if I plead guilty?

Are you guilty or not guilty? What happens if I plead guilty? mockup

Are you guilty or not guilty? What happens if I plead guilty?

from $19.00

Shoplifter behind a barcode.

from $19.00

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!' mockup

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'

from $19.00

Your Honor, We Find The Defendant 'Naughty'.

Your Honor, We Find The Defendant 'Naughty'. mockup

Your Honor, We Find The Defendant 'Naughty'.

from $19.00

"Your honor, we'll stipulate to the fact that he looks guilty."

"Your honor, we'll stipulate to the fact that he looks guilty." mockup

"Your honor, we'll stipulate to the fact that he looks guilty."

from $19.00

'If the members of the jury would look under their seats, they will all find a lovely gift from my client. . .'

'If the members of the jury would look under their seats, they will all find a lovely gift from my client. . .' mockup

'If the members of the jury would look under their seats, they will all find a lovely gift from my client. . .'

from $19.00

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.' mockup

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

from $19.00

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?' mockup

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

from $19.00

'Your Honor, do we need the jury judging my performance?'

'Your Honor, do we need the jury judging my performance?' mockup

'Your Honor, do we need the jury judging my performance?'

from $19.00

'I'm sentencing you to 100 hours of community service. Be at Twin Lakes Country Club at 8am sharp. I need a caddy.'

'I'm sentencing you to 100 hours of community service. Be at Twin Lakes Country Club at 8am sharp. I need a caddy.' mockup

'I'm sentencing you to 100 hours of community service. Be at Twin Lakes Country Club at 8am sharp. I need a caddy.'

from $19.00

'No, I'm not on trial here. I'm on the jury!'

'No, I'm not on trial here. I'm on the jury!' mockup

'No, I'm not on trial here. I'm on the jury!'

from $19.00

Babies look so innocent. The trick is finding a really cranky jury.

Babies look so innocent. The trick is finding a really cranky jury. mockup

Babies look so innocent. The trick is finding a really cranky jury.

from $19.00

'I hear this judge gives everyone just a slap on the wrist.'

'I hear this judge gives everyone just a slap on the wrist.' mockup

'I hear this judge gives everyone just a slap on the wrist.'

from $19.00

'Of course, one advantage to lethal injection is that Medicaid might pay for it.'

'Of course, one advantage to lethal injection is that Medicaid might pay for it.' mockup

'Of course, one advantage to lethal injection is that Medicaid might pay for it.'

from $19.00

'How come you lock up the jury overnight, and send the prisoner home?'

'How come you lock up the jury overnight, and send the prisoner home?' mockup

'How come you lock up the jury overnight, and send the prisoner home?'

from $19.00

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole." mockup

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."

from $19.00

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.' mockup

'My client was goaded into committing the crime, Your Honor -- he pleads not guilty by reason of teasin'.'

from $19.00

Police Picket Line - Do Not Cross. mockup

Police Picket Line - Do Not Cross.

from $19.00

"Hey! You're supposed to be a hanging judge."

"Hey! You're supposed to be a hanging judge." mockup

"Hey! You're supposed to be a hanging judge."

from $19.00

Prosecutor trying to link parking tickets and library fines with gangland killings.

Prosecutor trying to link parking tickets and library fines with gangland killings. mockup

Prosecutor trying to link parking tickets and library fines with gangland killings.

from $19.00

'The motels are full, Your Honor -- could we maybe sequester the jury at your house?'

'The motels are full, Your Honor -- could we maybe sequester the jury at your house?' mockup

'The motels are full, Your Honor -- could we maybe sequester the jury at your house?'

from $19.00

'Before your honor passes sentence, is the anything my client could do for extra credit, if you know what I mean?'

'Before your honor passes sentence, is the anything my client could do for extra credit, if you know what I mean?' mockup

'Before your honor passes sentence, is the anything my client could do for extra credit, if you know what I mean?'

from $19.00

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.' mockup

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

from $19.00

Justice Humor Gifts Collection

Justice Humor Mugs

Discover more justice humor mugs that speak to their passion for fairness and bring a smile to every morning coffee.

Justice Humor Pillows

Brighten their space with justice-themed pillows—perfect for adding a touch of humor to any room.

Justice Humor Prints

Find inspiring and humorous justice prints that make a statement and add personality to their home or office.

Justice Humor T-Shirts

Explore our justice humor t-shirts for witty, wearable statements that celebrate their commitment to fairness with humor.