"I don't know about you, but I thought we'd be fully vested by the time we reached 4th grade."
Junior Money Manager Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for a junior money manager with a sharp sense of humor? Our collection features charming, witty designs perfect for young finance whizzes. Find humorous mugs, stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints that acknowledge their budding financial skills with flair and fun. Celebrate their interest in saving, investing, or managing money—it's a playful way to encourage and support their growing expertise.
"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."
"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."
'I think I know what the problem is!'
'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'
You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!
"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"
Money exchange
"We balanced our budget this month!"
"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."
'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'
Money god
'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'
'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'
"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."
'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'
'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'
"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."
'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'
'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'
'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'
"A good quarter is a joy forever."
Overdraft limit.
'Withdrawal symptoms.'
Here today, Bailed Out Tomorrow.
ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.
What is possible and what is probable.
Fake Counterfeit Money
Piggy Bank ATM
'Well, okay. So we almost bankrupted the country. But we've managed to make a slight profit thanks to the government bail out package, so who can possibly deny us a fat bonus this year?'
Dollar
'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'
'Would it kill 'ya to index my birthday check to inflation?'
'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'
'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'
Junior Money Manager Gifts Collection
Junior Money Manager Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for young money managers—fun, witty, and perfect for any coffee or tea break.
Junior Money Manager Pillows
Find cozy pillows with clever finance cartoons—great for personal spaces or as a playful gift.
Junior Money Manager Prints
Browse our eye-catching prints that celebrate financial savvy with humor—perfect for decorating their room or office.
Junior Money Manager T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts for aspiring finance pros—stylish and humorous designs to wear proudly.