Money Manager In Training Gifts

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'It's that folding stuff you use to buy things.'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Money exchange

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

Counting my Bonus...

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'