Master Of Money Management Gifts

"Your DNA doesn't match your credit history."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

U.S. Credit Rating

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Money exchange

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'