Money Manager In Training Pillows

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'It's that folding stuff you use to buy things.'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Money exchange

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

Counting my Bonus...