Money Management Mentors Gifts

"Actually, we were kinda hoping you could lend us some money."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

Money exchange

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Responsibility and duties

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

wealth investment

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."